my boyfriend: "I SAID GOD BLESS AMERICA. I SAID DRINK THAT"
me: "my heart says yes but my kidney says no"
my boyfriend: "fuck your kidney. you only need one anyway"
me: "i wish i could just get rid of the extra one already"
my boyfriend: "you're preachin to the choir baby"
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